The Hobbit: A Party at Bag End

We will have Hobbit related crafts, games, trivia and other activities in Marvin auditorium on Wednesday, December 12th from 6:30 to 8:30 pm. Join us for all the fun! Feel free to dress up as your favorite character.

Me: So you won’t be coming to our program The Hobbit: A Party at Bag End?
Gandalf: I didn’t say I wouldn't come. I said you should talk to my agent.
Me: Why would you, a great wizard of Middle Earth, need an agent?
Gandalf: Because people like you keep asking me to show up to their events.
Me: You pay someone to say “no” for you? Hmm. What about Bilbo? Maybe he would come.
Gandalf: (laughing) Fool! We all have agents now, and Bilbo’s is an especially tough negotiator! He hired a dwarf, after all. (He puffed thoughtfully at his pipe) Of course, there is one character in Middle Earth without representation . . .
Me: Really? I’ll take anybody! Who is it? Oh no! It’s not-
Gandalf: That’s right, Gollum. He’d do it for a bucket of fish. And maybe some stray jewelry.
Me: Well, I guess the price is right. Do you have Gollum's cell phone number?